Slowpoke Society Tee
Welcome to the Slowpoke Society, where life moves at the speed of “I’ll get to it… eventually.” We believe moving at your own pace is not a flaw, it’s a lifestyle.
Crafted with Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, this shirt is lightweight, comfy, and perfectly relaxed. The classic fit keeps things flattering while the design lets everyone know that you’re embracing the art of taking your sweet time.
Whether you’re a chronic procrastinator, a slow-lane cruiser, or someone who simply believes vibes > velocity, this shirt proudly declares your membership in the only club that never hurries: The Slowpoke Society.
Take it slow. Look cute doing it. 🐌💛
This product is produced to order. Orders arrive within 5–11 days of being placed.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Subtle Riot
- Email: contact@support.subtleriot.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Slowpoke Society Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|